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We're all gonna watch this holiday shit-show, right? RIGHT?

This is how ABC Family lists it on their 25 Days of Christmas page: A NEW ABC Family Original Musical The Mistle-Tones (starring Beverly Hills, 90210’s Tori Spelling). So, Tia Mowry must be pissed that they left her out of that listing.

This glorious individual put up photos and OMG THIS IS GOING TO BE BANANAS. I CANNOT WAIT.

http://itsawonderfulmovie.blogspot.com/2012/02/mistle-tones-abc-family-25-days-of.html

Whoever wrote this movie probably lists Joyful Noise as their favorite film of the year. 

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The day of my fourth grade school picture (this was 1987, I believe), my mother told me one thing: do NOT, under any circumstances, use the little plastic comb they offer you if you want to fix your hair (she had fixed my hair exactly perfectly that morning). She had also asked me not to take my glasses off, as I had been threatening to do, because she wanted my school picture to look like, well, me the way I always looked.So, guess what? Not only did I use the little comb, but I wet my hair first in the sink in the school bathroom and THEN used it. Also, I took my glasses off because I hated them. And I decided that this was the year I would smirk rather then smile. The result was, by far, the WORST school picture I’ve ever taken. Because I did the exact opposite things from what my mom told me to do, she refused to let me get a retake.And that was the year we had to turn our school picture into a Christmas ornament. I have kept this fucking thing for 25 years and I’m about to hang it on my Christmas tree so I can laugh at it every day.

The day of my fourth grade school picture (this was 1987, I believe), my mother told me one thing: do NOT, under any circumstances, use the little plastic comb they offer you if you want to fix your hair (she had fixed my hair exactly perfectly that morning). She had also asked me not to take my glasses off, as I had been threatening to do, because she wanted my school picture to look like, well, me the way I always looked.

So, guess what? Not only did I use the little comb, but I wet my hair first in the sink in the school bathroom and THEN used it. Also, I took my glasses off because I hated them. And I decided that this was the year I would smirk rather then smile. The result was, by far, the WORST school picture I’ve ever taken. Because I did the exact opposite things from what my mom told me to do, she refused to let me get a retake.

And that was the year we had to turn our school picture into a Christmas ornament. I have kept this fucking thing for 25 years and I’m about to hang it on my Christmas tree so I can laugh at it every day.

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